Fetlife Faux Pas

This is a message I just received on Fetlife...

Now I'm well aware that forward, sometimes inappropriate people, are prone to messaging s-types in a more forward manner but I couldn't help but find this hysterical. 

"I like what I see... very much so ;-)

Please... Allow me to introduce myself - I'm (name removed) and it is a pleasure to send this message to you, and hopefully, you'll find pleasure too in what I'm about to offer you in this lifestyle :-) ...

You see, I am a Dom - but more importantly, I am a Dom who "Doms" in the name of the greatest Dom in the history of the Free World, Mr. Max Hardcore.
Now, you may or may not have heard of the man, but with over 20 years in the porn industry and over 1200 scenes shot with luscious babes like yourself, you should have heard of the legend... If you haven't Google him or check the websites I have listed as favorites on my profile.

Here's how it'd be if you were my sub...

You see - it's all about making you look adorable, and in doing so, making my cock feel incredible as I use and abuse your tight, tiny holes to jack-off my fuckrod. You see, I'm not going to bullshit you or give you some roundabout story... I tell you like it is.

I am one filthy, nasty motherfucker... but I'm also the good kind :-)
Would you happen to have MSN, Skype, or AIM? If so, hit me back with your addies!

You have amazing eyes and a gorgeous smile... I think I can take you places beyond your wildest dreams... but that's just the potential to be great I see in you.

I look forward to hearing back soon!

Until Then,
(name removed)"

I appreciate the compliments, I do. 

But to "Dom in the name of" someone else...

HAHAHAHAHA